Too Good To Be True
According to the New York Post, Ann Coulter has apparently had her jaw wired shut. While some might think this is the work of a rogue liberal, the truth is that she had a mishap.
WE HEAR…THAT although we didn’t think it would be possible to silence Ann Coulter, the leggy reaction-ary broke her jaw and the mouth that roared has been wired shut…
We can only hope that her tendencies to shoot off at the mouth will make for an extended rehabilitation period.